jerk-bitch-casbutt:

mitsukake:

raptorific:

The fact that wizard law enforcement found a dude’s finger and immediately closed the investigation, declared him dead, and concluded that the only possible explanation for why they only found a finger was that he was killed so hard that the rest of him was obliterated kind of speaks volumes about why nobody followed up when the genocidal serial killer just vanished.

The Ministry of Magic is fucking useless.

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(Source: thechosenjuan)

jaegertechnology:

lifesneverhumdrum:

jaegertechnology:

jaegertechnology:

jaegertechnology:

I HAVE SWEATER ON IM TOO HOT I TAKE SWEATER OFF IM TOO COLD FUCK THIS BULLSHIT WORLD

I COMPLAINED ABOUT THIS TO MY MOM AND SHE TOLD ME TO PUT ON THE SHRUG MY AUNT KNITTED ME ONE PROBLEM THE SHRUG MY AUNT KNITTED ME IS BULLSHIT

LOOK AT THIS

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FUCKING LOOK AT THIS

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THERE IS NO HEAD HOLEimage

WHAT IS THE POINT OF THIS

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WHY

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im still going to be laughing about this the next time i see you

NO DON’T BRING THIS BAKC

pugsnotborissjohnsen:

crying is the biggest bullshit ever its like “oh you’re feeling sad and vulnerable, lets make liquid come flying out of your face and make it really loud too so everyone around you will sense your weakness” who the fuck authorized this. its terrible planning, id like to file a complaint

(Source: queerbaitingforgodot)

ismellapples:

jaminthetardis:

It bewilders me that they didn’t give the Hogwarts first years maps

like

have fun navigating an ancient castle full of shit that could literally kill you by yourselves suckers

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THAT GIF I’M CRYING

rexuality:

deathcomes4u:

THE ANIMATION IN BAMBI IS MUCH MORE ACCURATE THAN I REALISED HOLY SHITNUGGETS

what are deers even trying to accomplish

rexuality:

deathcomes4u:

THE ANIMATION IN BAMBI IS MUCH MORE ACCURATE THAN I REALISED HOLY SHITNUGGETS

what are deers even trying to accomplish

(Source: earthandanimals)

fyeahsophieturner:

Yet in between takes, [Gleeson] cracks up Turner with an invented song. “He was rapping about Winnie the Pooh,” she explains. “His rap was called ‘Got Monies and Honies.’” The director then reminds them to stand far enough apart so audiences will think they hate each other. “I don’t think he gets enough credit for what he does,” Turner adds. “Jack is such an insane actor and he’s able to change like that. He’s a scary kid.” [x]

celeritaschronicles:

paperfl-owers:

mytimelordheartbeatsfordwarves:

my linguistics textbook just pointed out that unlockable could either mean “able to be unlocked” or “not able to be locked.”

Fuck.

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spocks-pockets:

Happy (future) birthday, Jim Kirk!

spocks-pockets:

Happy (future) birthday, Jim Kirk!